Lyrics:
Sitting in class
Waiting for the bell to ring
Having trouble focusing
I bust my ass
Getting to the movie theatre
I can hardly wait to see her
There is this girl, see
She rocks my world
And I just want to tell it to her face
Emma Watson, Emma Watson
You’re the girl for me
Yes I know you’re just an actress
I know you’re not Hermione
But I still think you’re really swell
Yes I think you have cast a spell of love
On me
I wrote your dad
“Would you let me date your daughter?
She was great in Harry Potter”
Got no reply
So I bought a ticket, hey
Flying to the UK
I’ll search the whole place
For your elegant face
And I’ll get down on one knee and say
Elementary, my dear Watson
You belong with me
Yes I know you’re just an actress
You’re a person, just like me
Forget Radcliffe and Rupert Grint
I may not be as affluent as they
But as I say
Elementary, my dear Watson
You belong with me
I know you don’t attend Hogwarts School
Of Witchcraft and Wizardry
But I still think you’re really swell
Yes, I think you’ve cast a spell of love
On me
